Go, JOE! Keeeeeep goin’….

Mini-review for “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”: It’s not the worst movie I’ve seen this year. That being said, this is the second worst movie I’ve seen this year. It was kind of like watching over the shoulder of a hyperactive six year old playing a video game.

I’ve got to stop watching movies based on Hasbro properties.

By the way, fans of Christopher Eccleston, of which I am one, will probably want to load up a Doctor Who DVD to get the bad taste out of your mouth. And, as a person proud of being from Scottish decent, I object to being the nationality of the bad guy – apparently Cobra rises because of a clan feud 400 or so years ago. (And how does someone just know the Celtic word for “Eject” off the top of her head? Is there even a Gaelic word for “eject?”)

Oh, and a note to the film’s producers – ice floats. No matter how much you bust it up, ice still floats. Just sayin’ you probably shouldn’t base a major plot point on an underwater ice avalanche.